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# All women have the power of levitation
It's quite, quite normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Three blokes in the pub
One says "I gave my missus such a seeing too last night, she rose an inch off the bed"

Next one says "That's nothing my missus came so hard last night she rose a foot in the air".

"Kid's stuff" says the third. "I wipe my dick on the curtains, and missus hits the roof."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, archived)