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EDIT: now cropped! :)
EDIT 2: might have to revert to the original, all comments make no sense now!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahahahaha "Plymouth"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Yeah, thinking about that, i should have cropped that off!
if it gets back to her she'll propbably kill me!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# You should definitely crop it
otherwise it's not immediately obvious what you've shopped...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:06, archived)
# if she is from Plymouth
she will stab you up a treat :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# I've been to plymouth
... that's a fairly accurate representation from what I recall of it
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:07, archived)
# mostly true
though plymouth has less furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:08, archived)
# and there's less to do
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Plymouth - Portsmouth of the West
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Pfffft!

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:12, archived)
# hahahaha
i lived in portsmouth. my girlfriend then moved to plymouth. having experience of both places i can now say that i'm glad i live in neither.

we split up but not because she lived in plymouth.

ok, that didn't help
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Thats what happens if you go in the sea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:10, archived)
# This is all full of weird
is she levitating?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:03, archived)
# All women have the power of levitation
It's quite, quite normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Three blokes in the pub
One says "I gave my missus such a seeing too last night, she rose an inch off the bed"

Next one says "That's nothing my missus came so hard last night she rose a foot in the air".

"Kid's stuff" says the third. "I wipe my dick on the curtains, and missus hits the roof."
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:44, archived)
# high chair, short woman!
Camera tricks i'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I'm never going to Plymouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I have been to Plymouth
I am never going back!

They touched me... in that deliverance way!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Plymouth's answer to the cyclops Christine Keeler of the future DO NOT WANT.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 20 May 2010, 15:11, archived)