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# Why isn't there an old people in supermarkets option?
they get in the way of my fast trolley action
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:49, archived)
# have you seen how much soup there is that they have to look at?
no wonder it takes them ages.

Just avoid the tinned good aisle and you'll be fine


Everybody conga
c'mon and do the conga
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Or I could go there on purpose...
and look at them like bowling pins to my trolley ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# take a good run up
and watch out for flying false teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Why do old people insist on shopping on a saturday!!!???
'lo missus!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:53, archived)
# Or any day I'm there for that matter
Hiya x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:54, archived)
# old people go shopping every day
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
#
With those fucking granny car things.

Bunch of cunts and their shit horns.
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)
# that would be the Nissan Codger with it's 200ml engine
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 9:58, archived)
# my grandmother (who will be 100 this year)
had a Fiat 126, the engine of which she used to dry her towels with

she drove everywhere in 3rd gear, because when she first started driving, cars didn't have gears (or seatbelts, or mirrors...)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 10:01, archived)
# haha bless her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 21 May 2010, 10:03, archived)
# there should be an old people *plus* fast trolley lane
that'd give 'em a fright

ello CW
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 21 May 2010, 9:57, archived)