Barney touched me when i was younger.
I grew up all crooked and wrong in the head as a result.
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Also, wasn't one of Barney's "friends" called BJ?
Dirty Barney, Bad Barney, In your bed.
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The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?,
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