too fucking right!everyone else apart from me is a total spastic
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Mon 24 May 2010, 12:31,
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You know, I was eulogising to Mrs Vagabond the other day about what a lucky woman she was having met me, and I'd just got to a very interesting bit, when I realisedthat she'd left the room to go and watch television.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 24 May 2010, 12:33,
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you should have ran after her and two-footed tackled her in the neckit's the only way they'll learn!
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Mon 24 May 2010, 12:35,
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I only have to open my mouthAnd my girlfriends eyes start to glaze over.
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Mon 24 May 2010, 12:36,
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