sorry sir, your ticket is only a super saver return
which is not valid on this service past Yay on a Friday afternoon
You will need to pay the difference or get off at Houpla station
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 May 2010, 15:10,
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*pays the difference*
hang on, you're not the real conductor! your 'ticket machine' is an accordian and since when was standard issue GNER uniform pink sequinned hotpants and cowboy boots?
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twig Save 6 Music,
Fri 28 May 2010, 15:23,
archived)
since Bob Crow won us some concessions
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 28 May 2010, 15:34,
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