I'd go up to him and say
'Hi Rob, I'm Boris the Spider. What do you mean you don't know me?'
Then I'd look all sad and cry, draw ':'(' on the bar in stale beer and go and hide in the corner.
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Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29,
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My medium is stale beer and peanut shell
I'm angling for a grant from the Tate Modern.
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boris the spider,
Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39,
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