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# very nearly sent this with the minus 12 subject line
but then read some comments from the clearly grief stricken parents of the 23 year old estate agent and thought nah.

So instead: www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue431/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# prolly for the best
too soon and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# too bloody soon for Christmas as well.
;D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# He only shot down the town for a loaf of bread
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# YOU BASTARD
I ONLY LIVE 20 MILES FROM HUNGERFORD AND ONLY SINCE 6 YEARS AFTER THAT HAPPENED!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# (övö)

EDIT: How did you know that was originally a Hungerford joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:37, archived)
# erm, cos it was?
hell I remember Herald of Free Enterprise jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:47, archived)
# yes, they are like condoms, aren't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:00, archived)
# It's not Christmas, Rob.
I'm stricken with grief over this horrific error.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# TOPICAL DEATH JOKE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Cynic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# You bastard.
My parents were both killed by a Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# And all thru Spring
you wondered what that smell was...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:05, archived)
# afternoon Zak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# best christmas ever
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hanukkah and Eid stamped my little dog to death.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Diwali raped me and left me for dead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Easter got arrested last year for selling cigarrettes to the primary school kids down the road from me. The whole neighbourhood was shocked and disgusted..
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# right.
WHITSUN IS A RIGHT CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:34, archived)
# haha! winner!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# thanks Rob
I like to be thought of as Peurile, but not sick and heartless
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice one Rob.
I'll just pop this here if you don't mind....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# "We reckon Lego should bung him a few quid and bring this product to market"
FUCK YOU ROB, FUCK YOU B3TA!

BY "WE" YOU MEAN "MR GEAR" RECKONS.

Cunts. Read my comment on the original thread. You fucking fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Who kicked sand into your vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Enter Sandman
stage left
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# stuff posted on man's website used by man in website's newsletter shocker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Worse than the Daily Mail.
And ginger. Just to add a sickening twist to this man's evil.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Many thanks Rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# well done rob, you seem to just keep on knocking these things up week after week
it's really quite admirable. it makes us feel loved. I think I can speak for everyone when I say: If I saw you in a bar, I'd probably look at you for a while, avoiding eye contact, I wouldn't speak to you and would spend a few minutes telling my mates who you were, saying that you're on those channel 4 shows now and then and criticising aspects of your appearance, but secretly not really meaning it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:20, archived)
# and then beat him up in the car park later on
for being ginger
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# i think ginger is sexy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:35, archived)
# my stepson was in a pub
some bloke called him ginger twat, and stupidly he replied he was wasn't ginger but 'strawberry blonde'. so the bloke called him a ginger gay twat.





(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# haha
my ladyfriend goes really quite batshit angry if someone calls her ginger. "red" is apparently the correct term. "ginger" is a word that can only be used by red-haired people when talking to each other.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:45, archived)
# hehehe clever!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:48, archived)
# I think I'd secretly flick peanuts at him
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I'd go up to him and say
"Hi Rob, I'm Boris the Spider. What do you mean you don't know me?"

Then I'd look all sad and cry, draw ":'(" on the bar in stale beer and go and hide in the corner.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# you paint a vivid picture
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# My medium is stale beer and peanut shell
I'm angling for a grant from the Tate Modern.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I said hello. I'm going the gig tonight
and then went off and paced about a lot and look mental.
(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:36, archived)
# "Oh hello, can I talk to you about a post I made in 2003 that I thought should have been fp'd but was instead woefully ignored?
I mean it's not important and I've put it behind me but could we just have a very quick chat about it? I have a gun."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I glared at him on the tube once

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I'm not aloud to talk about Mr.Scruff because I rip him off

woo the rest
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Where's my Christmas present then you cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:21, archived)
# GUTTED!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)