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# I said nothing.
I'll post it later
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# I set up my parents' brand new computer this evening.
It was box-fresh, direct from Dell.
I was simultaneously impressed and horrified to see it go online straight away.
Where did they get that information from? Why did they have it? Who has it? What for?
And are they going to finally deduce that I'm actually Hitler?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# If there's a wireless unsecured network already set up then yeah, it could just click on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# I be just a frightened peasant, ignorant in these matters.
It rattled me, it really did.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:03, archived)
# If they had wireless internet already, then it might not have needed any information to go online.
As thats all done in the router.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Surely you'd need a wireless pass? No one's silly enough not to set up a password, surely?
Surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:08, archived)
# God, no.
I was very strict about that.

God knows what foul deeds one has to perform online to make a password necessary.

Hmm, that reminds me - where's Dr Dyslexia these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# Mexico.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# haha
Having fled across the border with a truckload of morphine, only to return a fortnight later with a bunch of Mexican graduates, a kilogram of cocaine and a dog named Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Saw that film, 2/5 stars.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# He(she?) was on the other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# That's a very spooky story. Vere spooke.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# How did you manage to misspell two words you'd already typed in the previous sentence?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:08, archived)
# I didn't misspell them. I merely let them evolve.
This ise evolvushione.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:09, archived)
# Basicalle lotes of 'e's.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# OMEG! itse leke a languege revolutione!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:12, archived)
# Youer doineg ite! Youer doiiinnneg iiite!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# It was at attempt at a generic northern english accent.
Ah'm guessing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# Nay, son. Nout like what we speak oup ere, cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:15, archived)
# Nay? When have you ever heard anyone say nay you great wazzock?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Was the joke that no one says "wazzock" either?
I get jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Nah, wazzock can be heard in certain circumstance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 3:20, archived)