I'm happily sure I'm drunk out my skull.
I still have half a plastic cup of vodka and coke here, and a full can of strongbow for afters.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50,
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There's a bottle of red wine downstairs.
With enough encouragement I'd probably go and get it. But I like not having to have my stomach pumped.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:57,
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We don't really do stomach pumping.
Well, during 4 months of A&E I never saw it happen. We generally just left them to sleep it off in a pool of their own sick. If I was feeling generous I'd put a drip up so their hangover wasn't so bad.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:00,
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No, on closer inspection I appear to be pissed off about something. I'd better start acting like it.
FUCK YOU ALL FOR WHATEVER REASON
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:51,
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