Well, would you be?I'd be a tad vexed if I was a Pope attached to the end of a pirate's leg and unable to commit grotesque crimes against children as I might normally expect to be allowed to do.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:52,
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If he was Captain Hook's leg he'd get to do all sorts of horrible things to children.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:54,
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