Hahahaha. Any porn with a storyline tends to be hilarious. My friend told me about one he saw where the opening dialogue was as follows:
Man: 'I've come to fix your washing machine'
Woman: 'But I don't have a washing machine'
Man: 'Let's fuck!'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:23,
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