Mary had a little lamb
which gave her a hunch,
she put lamb sauce on its head
and ate the lamb for lunch :D
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FIEND,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:20,
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Mary had a little lamb
it contracted foot and mouth.
They burned it in a big pile so as to try and contain the virus from spreading.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31,
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