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# i've had this in my head for about a week now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
poor lamby!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:06, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
she couldn't stop it grunting
so mary took the lamb
and kicked its little cunt in.

mary had a little lamb
who had a sooty foot
into marys bread and jam
its sooty footy put

mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
now mary eats the lamb
between 2 slices of bread
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
whos name was mr flumhole
she had nowhere to store the thing
so she shoved it in her local free ads paper.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
Her Uncle like to rape it
And when its little anus burst
He had to gaffer tape it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The doctor was surprised
and when Old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
she named it after bambam
hanna barbera sued her ass
which isn't fair because her donkey had nothing to do with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
with a disturbing psycho grin
it killed her with its nasty hooves
and wrapped itself in her skin
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:44, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
it really was quite ace
it could breakdance to almost any tune
and spin round on its face
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:45, archived)
# mary had a little cat
she dressed it as a doggy
when it won first prize at crufts
she revealed it was actually a moggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
she took it to a weddin
she pinned it up against a wall
and smashed its fuckin head in
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
She also had a bear.
I often saw her little lamb,
but never saw her bare...
(Mr._Pickles, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
The midwife was treated for shock.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
That'll teach her to play in the barn.
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I've missed total randomness on b3ta
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# There is total randomness on b3ta?
Link or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
#
Total randomness
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# O_o

* I'm not sure about the 10th image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Humm yes - 11th for me but I can see the one you mean :/
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# 9th for me
If we are talking about this one
farm1.static.flickr.com/23/91052563_694a50ebfc.jpg (NSFW I suppose)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Nah...
This one.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# it must be cold
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# In space, no one can hear you DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV-DUV
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Don't be stupid
It's Doof-Tsh-Dooftsh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Needs more bass
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Shandy bass?
or Sea bass?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# lacking a donk as well
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# mwaaarb mwawawawarb
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# The car stereo of my neighbours chav son disagrees with you
usually at midnight when he returns from a busy evening of dangerous driving
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# just leave a polite note for him to turn it down
leave the note on the drivers seat wrapped around a brick and surrounded by broken glass
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Tempting
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# paint his car with jam!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# or...
get hold of a really old car stereo that only takes tapes. The crappier the better. Break into his car. Swap his posh stereo for the crap one. Leave a tape of bananarama in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# that is a great idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# IN SPACE
no one can hear you LTJ Bukem.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE
Baa-a-a-a
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb and it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five-bar gate and kicked its little cunt in
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hey hey diddy dum day, Aye Aye ayer
I was singing this to myself before I scrolled down to read this
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
and then, not feeling full
she had some more and more until
all that was left was wool

// clever polly and the stupid wolf
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# there was an old lady who lived in a poo
...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# she had so many copies of robocop 3 she didn't know what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# then she died.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# the end.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# this is the kind of nursery rhyme i can relate to
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# yeah
it started ok but i had no idea where i was going with it. so next time i try and write a nursery rhyme, i guess i should have a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# freestyle
ftw
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
which gave her a hunch,
she put lamb sauce on its head
and ate the lamb for lunch :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
it contracted foot and mouth.
They burned it in a big pile so as to try and contain the virus from spreading.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
She won it in a race
A taxi driver pulled up close
And shot it in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha
Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Too soon?
Too late?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Yes, taxi drivers are never on time

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
thus proving herself correct when she sized him up and stated that she "could 'ave im, easy".
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# hahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:11, archived)
# My doodle doesn't deserve it's own thread so I'll drop it here.
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# why hello there mr dragon!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# He's waving
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# i like dragons
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# They are nice and friendly and if you ask real nice they'll sneeze on bread and make it into toast for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:26, archived)
# that's not dragons, that's powdered toast man!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Woah, I forgot about PTM, I had a t-shirt with him on when I was younger. Ahh, Ren & Stimpy
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:37, archived)
# they were all kinds of win
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Woot woot
this is king
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# damn straight.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
# BIG UP THE WOOLY MASSIVE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)