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# OMG you legend
I can't believe you're responsible for this: b3ta.com/board/10083618

Man you're so fucking cool we should hang out together except I'd be ashamed because I'll never be as awesome as you
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 9:59, archived)
# well done... you're like an internet Angela Lansbury
you've uncovered something I posted two days ago on a public forum. I feel you've found my letters and read each one out loud. :'(

I could have spent the time going through your recent posts but I don't think I could handle such concentrated comedy...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:06, archived)
# sorry I always get nervous when talking to my heroes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:07, archived)
# dead horse: flogged
job done shitcunt
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:08, archived)
# oooh shitcunt
your rapier wit pierces my heart

*slits interwrists*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:11, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaand you're still going...
it's amusing that you're critiquing my humour and intellect, when you've basically repeated the same thing over and over.

I've decided to follow your example and post a OMG TOAP because people have an opinion that I don't follow. lol
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:14, archived)
# hey Oscar Wilde, you started this by critiquing mine
I've decided to follow your example by being an obnoxious, unfunny repetitive cunt

how am I doing so far?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:29, archived)
# last word
(likeajackhammer, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)