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# Why did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Needed stuff for my ucas form buddy
Your UCAS form was full of lies
You never won the English prize
You didn't work all summer as a volunteer
Your grade 8 flute does not exist
You've never read New Scientist
But that doesn't matter for your chosen career

You gotta be
You gotta be posh
You gotta be white
You gotta play rugbyyyy
And if you're a girl
You gotta be hideously uglyyy
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)