Well - my old tip of looking at dictionary.com's word of the day and working that into the first sentence still applies, of courseBeyond that I suggest googling 'filetype:pdf' (nobody makes a pdf unless they're proud of what they've written) and just copy and paste chunks of a few of them. Swap a few nouns. Augment a few verbs. Liberal smattering of exclamation marks. Send.
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zoldergoose,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:16,
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No that's too convoluted. I need a quick fix which'll earn me points and save me time. Go go go.
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:19,
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Okay do bullet points of what you want to say then add some little words such that the bullet points unbulletted and joined together make sense. zoldergoose,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:20,
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Do it for me. I pre-emptively thank you for your contribution.
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Ttssattsr,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:22,
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TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERNI, Ttssamttsr, write to you this fine morn in the hope of discussing upon a subject which causes me great consternation. The verisimilitude of one's own perspective is called into question by the incessant dissent which you have shown, and it gives me no great pleasure to challenge you to a duel, whereupon your voluminous rhetroic will not counter the inherent frailties in your legs. Which I will kick.
( zoldergoose,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:30,
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THE SUFFICIENTUDE OF THE WORDATION YOU HAVE BE-PENNED ONTO THE INTERNET IS APT FOR USEAGE IN MY ENDEAVOUR TO SENDIFY A GOODULATIOUS EMAIL. Ttssattsr,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36,
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