Actually it's generally the skint actors that wind up in panto.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12,
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That's becaue all the Over-paid ones are playing football!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14,
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