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# I Can Feel My Brain Tonight


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Sung to the tune of Elton John’s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight:”

I can feel my brain tonight
Oh it’s in my head
Shriveled bump the size of cantaloupe
Remove it and I’m dead.

I can feel my brain tonight
And you can feel yours, too
Just make sure that both your hands are clean
Of any soap or glue.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Paddy Ashdown?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# This is what I want to do right now.
Bloody hayfever!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry to jack, but quick poll time:
Who will top Group C?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# No idea.
EDIT: I see what you've done. That's not going to be popular... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Moi?
*polishes halo*

Edit Ooo there's some clever buggers about here aren't there :/

Was that you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# la-la-la-lala
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!

YOU DON'T FOOL ME HEADWOUND!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *hovers*
*Ah-haaas*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# why are there no numbers?
*suspiciouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# They are optional on the polling system...
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# and option 5...
- Who gives a flying fuck!

EDIT: You little shit, I hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# No really... I hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I love England
best of all the stupid pointless let's kick a ball around twats
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Do you not like football?
I'm not sure if you've actually made that point to any great degree over the past few weeks. If I were you I'd be a bit more outspoken and repetitive on the subject ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# says the horselinker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Hey man that's a novel and sophisticated form of wit at work!
Don't knock the horselink.

Especially in this age of firefox styles where you have to be a lot more circumspect about it to get past people's magenta warning systems.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# yeah you're right, sorry
I won't mention football again as long as no-one else does
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Fair do's :)
To be fair, I was referring far more to horses than to football up there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# ^ See my signature ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Actually it's generally the skint actors that wind up in panto.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That's becaue all the Over-paid ones are playing football!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)