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# You're not a dream.
You're just rubbish at playing Robocop
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Of course I'm a dream. You're the only one who can see me.
I'm in your head.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Well that means I can make you do anything I want just by imagining it.
So I'm going to imagine you being brutally bum raped by a silverback gorilla.
Then I'm going to imagine you drawing me some sexy pictures.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# It doesn't work like that. I'm your sub-conscious.
The involuntary voice at the back of your brain.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Oh crap. You're not going to make me start a fight-club, are you?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# I have other plans for that pretty mouth of yours.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Oh well, from now on when I do anything bad I can just say Mu made me do it.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:40, archived)
# A doctor playing the crazy defence? Do you really think that's your best move?
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Fine, I'll just shoot you out of my head with a gun.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# Yes, you will, in the end.
(, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)