Lucy for me, she's local!Unfortunately, I am a man of colour... all brown/alive green and stuff. Alas, bumping uglies is probably not an option for me and her...
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jon_tanner,
Thu 17 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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Chat her up onlineMake her fall in love with you for what you are. Then when you finally get to meet IRL, you can leap out and go "Ha! Behold me in all my non-Caucasian awesomeness!"
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Thu 17 Jun 2010, 18:02,
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