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# Frankie Boyle in The Sun today*
suggested that 'vuvuzela' sounded like the euphemism a middle class family would use with a child to describe a lady's part. As in..

Harriet! We are at the restaurant. Stop scratching your vuvuzela!


*I was having my hair cut - that's why i was reading The Sun - Redsushi will tell you!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:25, archived)
# haha any excuse I bet you bought it ;)
But does the word vuvuzela give men the horn?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:29, archived)
# PARP!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:30, archived)
# HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:39, archived)
#
honk
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:42, archived)
# the hairdresser had to pump the seat to lower me
and I was watching her boobs jiggle in the mirror as she did it (she was no looker mind) then I realised that my boobs were jiggling more than hers
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:44, archived)
# pffffft
I'm still flat as a pancake but thankfully Mrs V has enough jigglage for the both of us
(, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 14:49, archived)