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# That was her prolapsed uterus, you insensitive shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:27, archived)
# She can't feel her shit either
that's why it just leaks out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Under that brown crust, her skin is as supple as a 65 year old
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# faeces: the secret skin softener olay don't want you to know about
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Olay= "Oh lay that brown trout right on my face"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# well, that's put me off the idea of a fish supper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Are women really that desperate to look younger that they would willingly smear shitpoo on their face?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# if you're ever unsure of the answer to that
google jocelyn wildenstein
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# put it in a posh bottle and charge £100.
It would sell
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# If they are,
it's your fault, you filthy, penis-having potential rapist!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# right on, sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# so that's the secret to make old ladies sexy(ier)
plane them down
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Depending on the age and depth of crust
You can tap them and unwrap them like a chocolate orange
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I want chocolate orange now
anchovy flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:50, archived)
# oh!
I thought that was a hammerhead shark trying to escape out of her nanhole
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# i love the word nanhole
and am stealing it forthwith.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:33, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# hehe
it's SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# i'm just glad i don't have a nan
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# a pakora or a chapati is just as good
/obvious nan/naan joke
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# My nan smelt like a pakora.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# you couldnt use a chapati or pakora as a chamois leather
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# you can if you need to dry an elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# i've never been keen on indian food
chinese ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Indian food is the greatest ever thing ever in the history of the world ever.*
*in my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# i'm just not very fond of it
or italian, except for lasagne and pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Italian food is the second greatest ever thing ever in the history of the world ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# whast are your views on thai green chicken curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:49, archived)
# yuk!
thai food tastes like grass and daisies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# not with the amount of chillies i use
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# I love hot food.People think I am trying to be macho.
But I genuinely love to melt my face off.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# me too
bugger, time to babysit the ginger whinger :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:58, archived)
# I like it. I love to cook, I am still not happy with my version.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# i like adding pea aubergines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Mmmm, naan bread...
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# Peshwari ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Oh yeahhh.
Used instead of cutlery to eat saag paneer.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:52, archived)
# KEEMA!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Mmmmmm.
I have recently been getting Lemon Pilau with my meals and it's the fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 16:54, archived)
# Curry-on-Wheels man in Southampton.
His missus does a fabulous Keema that he takes round in his van.

Shame I now live and work 50 miles off his usual route. Although he does supply the Spar opposite the OS building so I got one at the weekend when I was down that way. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)