There are 10 almost fully grown ducks in the car park.
I would have to
1) catch them and then
2) carry them all through the hospital and put them in the pond without getting myself covered in duck shit.
Besides, I have to be near the phone.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:39,
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I heard a rumour
that ducks can fly and that foxes cannot.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 25 Jun 2010, 23:46,
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