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[challenge entry] Jack and the Beanstalk

From the Modern Fairytales challenge. See all 241 entries (closed)

(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:35, archived)
# hehe
It's the truth though :)
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Since
the giant is dead he should just go back up the beanstalk and live like a king. That's what I'd do, instead of being stuck working the farm for the rest of my life... sure, golden egged geese work for a WHILE but they eventually die. And that giant's corpse will rot. And I'd be stuck miserable again with no food.

Edit: I must be kinda dismal today... didn't think I had it in me.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)
# the thing is
he cut down the beanstalk to kill the giant
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)
# Oh
damn. He's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)
# I'd have shot him
if i was jack
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:41, archived)
# I'd have shot Jack
If I was the giant
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:44, archived)
# touche
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:50, archived)
# I wouldn't it would be hell!
You would be too small to open up the bottles of booze!

(W3stwing, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:39, archived)
# har har
true that. I think you'd find a way though.... :-D
(I helped save b3ta! LittleDinosaur, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:40, archived)
# erm,
How ?
(Big Dunc's Hair, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:58, archived)
# push the bottle over
and lick the beer off the floor?
(Janie, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 21:02, archived)
# and
genetically modifying beans

leave beans alone

and give peas a cha--

no, I can't say it
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:38, archived)
# Well well well
Well Don'ed

woo

~Me
(Ekolb Modnar, Fri 4 Apr 2003, 20:43, archived)