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# he's got a loincloth fetish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:17, archived)
# He's got the best job in the world...
...pricking about in a forest making dens. He never got past being eight.
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i made a den
with my throwover last week.
i'm 35 :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:22, archived)
# I make dens with my daughter...
"COME OVER HERE AND PLAY IN DADDY'S DEN WHAT HE'S MADE FOR YOU!"
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i've got no kids
but i still make dens, i've got 2 water pistols, i watch cartoons, i like trees if they look easily climbable, i ALWAYS want conkers in the autumn and marbles fill me with glee :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Marbles fill you?
Kinky. How far can you shoot them?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:32, archived)
# strangely, i've never measured
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:38, archived)