mears doesn't seem the right choice for a survival show
he's podgy enough to survive for a week without food
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:03,
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He never actually visits remote tribes...
...he just goes down to Epping forest with some homeless that he's payed to black up and prance about in loincloths...
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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He's got the best job in the world...
...pricking about in a forest making dens. He never got past being eight.
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:19,
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I make dens with my daughter...
"COME OVER HERE AND PLAY IN DADDY'S DEN WHAT HE'S MADE FOR YOU!"
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:24,
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i've got no kids
but i still make dens, i've got 2 water pistols, i watch cartoons, i like trees if they look easily climbable, i ALWAYS want conkers in the autumn and marbles fill me with glee :)
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:26,
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And while I'm here, I might as well give you lucky people this...
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I thought
'hmmm. the eyes aren't big enough. maybe it'll animate in a minute........no......nothing yet......oh wait, this isn't a compo entry is it?' :D
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:18,
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Sorry. I'm just a bit obsessed with this nutter...
...constantly watching news24, where nothing has fucking happened...
JUST FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE!
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Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:21,
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JUST FUCKING SHOOT SOMEONE!