You won't be able to, you'll have been murdered.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:30,
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I'll write it in ectoplasm across your mother's bathroom mirror.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Fri 9 Jul 2010, 0:32,
archived)