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# Forget it
As a father of four and step dad to thre just forget sleeping, eating and sex. or having a social life that does not involve packing more stuff than Sir E Hilary took up Everest
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:29, archived)
# I like sleeping eating and sex
I sometimes like sexing a sleeping lady while I simultaneously enjoy a haggis bap - are you saying I won't be doing so much of this?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:33, archived)
# If
you can manage sex while BOTH of you are asleep, you may still be able to enjoy Sexy Tiem. Otherwise, you will be tooooo tired to even contemplate bonking. Plus Mrs Prof will be up on blocks for 6 weeks!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# hmmmm
still looking forwards to meeting the baby though - Wriggles (the name of the bump) has started kicking which is awesome although the missus' ribs are taking a bit of a battering

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:40, archived)
# serious question time
do you get on with your step kids?
I have 1 daughter whom I love dearly and 2 stepkids that I absolutely cannot stand, despite years of trying.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:36, archived)
# I'm not keen on your step kids either
you're daughter's cool though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 9:46, archived)
# this seems to be the general consensus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 10:02, archived)