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# A young man from Bromley called Mick
Was raping a goat with a stick
He threw up in its arse
and with a rare touch of class
Bent down to felch out his sick
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Speaking of places in Kent
Ashford's a place where I went
to buy squirrels with tits
and some elephants' clits
And to arse-fuck an elderly gent.
(, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)