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# I need a new tablet pen :(

Edit: Oh and yes, cheeses have bird feet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# what where did my image go
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# oh, there it is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Cardiff.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Spacetime rift?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Mostly felt like it wanted a holiday in the Alabama Of The UK...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Oh moon of Cardiff,
we now must say goodbye,
we've lost our good old mam...iff
and must have whiskey, oh you know why
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# nice pubecones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That's what she said.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:13, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# How do?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# not bad
you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Ah just tired, I have a job now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# anything interesting?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I work in Tesco.
I want to kill everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# oh you poor thing
i don't blame you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# There's this one guy who is ALWAYS there. ALWAYS.
He comes in every single day, says hi to me, walks off. An hour or two later he's STILL THERE and he hasn't put anything in his basket.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# he's obviously a tesco value stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# I was thinking of getting a new one today.
Didn't get round to it though.


EDIT: ahhhhh, icey cold beer. I'm not saying the off licence downstairs is shite but they only have warm beer and asked me if I know how to turn their fridge down!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I was going to get one last night but I ended up buying dapper clothing instead.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Wow
That PC store really has a talented salesperson!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Heheh indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# warm beer is an abomination
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:18, archived)
# I have some ciders in the fridge for when I get home from work tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:20, archived)
# i've been drunk too often lately
i'm behaving myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# I really should, I don't think it's healthy sitting at my pc utterly smashed :P
Whenever I do I seem to end up buying things. Like suits and top hats and bow ties and waistcoats.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:24, archived)
# this is why i have no credit cards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:27, archived)
# I was beginning to think there's something wrong with me.
I don't go out, get pissed and come home with STDs like the rest of my age group, I buy suits.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# well, suits are better than STDs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# They're rather more fetching, I find.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# and generally less itchy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# So just the smack today?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# you know me so well ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# If they were not in a such a prime location they'd have closed ages ago.
THey used to be part of Threshers and they overcharged for wine but did buy two get one free. They have now stopped doing that offer and kept the prices the same when there's an Oddbins opposite that sells cold wine at half the price.

THese are people so monumentally stupid that when part of the glass tiling out the front came away they repaired it by sticking a piece of paper over the hole with the legend, 'Do not step on this paper.'

When this got stepped on and someone's heel went through it they though they'd found the solution by using cardboard instead.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# you should destroy them
you'd be doing humanity a service
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# WHat makes it even worse is I kerep seeing they recommend wind to go with food for dinner parties or as presents
and I know for a fact that not one of the drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# I want to see more of this.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 10 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)