

With his expertise, a house coat, a can of lager, some chicken and a fishing rod, you can sleep safe.

some Geordie hoity-toity fat cat police superintendent will be spending his Sunday afternoon fishing idly by a glassy Northumbrian lake, warm lager in one hand, cold chicken in the other, Gazza's autograph on his police hat, chuckling to himself.
He loves it when a plan comes together.
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He loves it when a plan comes together.