but they are too damn fast, can walk across ceilings, stay motionless for days and in my mind, are about the size of dinner plates.
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:33,
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The very second after you are sure what the thing you first saw out of the corner of your eye actually was.....
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:37,
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...are assets. Tell me you wouldn't love to be able to walk across ceilings, move quickly and say motionless for days? Also, Silk producing glands = free clothes!!1!
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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But I wouldn't want to meet or be one!!
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:41,
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...I could live with having (and I hate this phrase, having a degree in chemistry) "Molecular acid" for blood... Take that, dentist!!!!
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:45,
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It'd scare the hell out of my nurse when I go for my cholesterol test..!!!
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:54,
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they are so lully, they are probably 10000000000000 times more scared of you than you are of them. I catch them and put them outside.
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:42,
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...they know I'm not afraid of them, and that WiL is, so they will run out in front of him and stop, scratch their bollocks for a few minutes and then stride nonchalantly off into the kitchen.
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Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:47,
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