Learned the first point the hard way.It just so happens I have 1 1/2 junk heap bikes cluttering up under my house, which wouldn't cost me that much (it would cost me my spare set of pedals and maybe a chain) to convert that into 1/2 a junk heap bike and I happen to know this chick that want's a bike for as little as possible...It at least solves a storage problem. Unfortunately I think my chances of porking her are rather small.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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You could do it out of the kindness of your heart?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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I have done many things out of the kindness of my heart.It's about time I stopped, it only brings more requests.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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it's not the size it's the methodapparently
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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wellas long as you're resigned to not getting to boink her, i suppose you could. just make sure you don't let her take the piss
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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If I don't pork her, and she does take the piss, I'll just offer to adjust the brakes.Out of the kindness of my heart, of course.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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Tell her to bring the bike round to your houselock her in the cellar!
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:25,
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bike is already in my cellar, quite close to the so called fritzel room.
You lock up bikes in your cellar?Pervert!
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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