hahaha I love the tag line.also I have a question regarding ladybits...would b3ta put some sort of mad effort into fixing a bike for some chick that they liked in the hope of getting a blowie?
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:35,
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I've actually tried exactly this tacticand got nothing for my troubles. Smash Monkey's answer below makes a lot of sense to me...
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:47,
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Well,It all depends on what kind of bike, where you are, and the calibre of the reward!?
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jon_tanner,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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it's either a small framed GT MTB. or a small framed Apollo bit-of-crap-with-two-wheelsThe caliber of the reward is a short, slightly overweight, Asian statistician that for some reason puts up with me.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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Push bikesare in no way my forte. For that reason, I'm out.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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and the pink thing on that image does, too!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:27,
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you can if you wantbut if she's asking you to fix stuff, she's just using you and you won't get any. if, on the other hand, you've offered to help, you're in with a chance.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:38,
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Cynicalmaybe she's trying to lure him closer with manly tasks.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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Lure himlike the shy little animal that he is.
This doesn't quite hold up to scrutiny, does it.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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This doesn't quite hold up to scrutiny, does it.
trust me, i know what i'm talking about Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:44,
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^What she said^ Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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Learned the first point the hard way.It just so happens I have 1 1/2 junk heap bikes cluttering up under my house, which wouldn't cost me that much (it would cost me my spare set of pedals and maybe a chain) to convert that into 1/2 a junk heap bike and I happen to know this chick that want's a bike for as little as possible...It at least solves a storage problem. Unfortunately I think my chances of porking her are rather small.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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You could do it out of the kindness of your heart?
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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I have done many things out of the kindness of my heart.It's about time I stopped, it only brings more requests.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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it's not the size it's the methodapparently
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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wellas long as you're resigned to not getting to boink her, i suppose you could. just make sure you don't let her take the piss
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:52,
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If I don't pork her, and she does take the piss, I'll just offer to adjust the brakes.Out of the kindness of my heart, of course.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:54,
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Tell her to bring the bike round to your houselock her in the cellar!
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:25,
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bike is already in my cellar, quite close to the so called fritzel room.
You lock up bikes in your cellar?Pervert!
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 16:35,
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oh very much sofix her bike
tile her kitchen
kill her parents
anything she wanted really
(tile her kitchen
kill her parents
anything she wanted really
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:42,
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I would say "Yes I will fix your bike" But i want a blowjob first.
Because she may not pay if you fix it.
Then I wouldnt fix her bike, seems to much like hard work
(Because she may not pay if you fix it.
Then I wouldnt fix her bike, seems to much like hard work
Saner,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:43,
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If someone chick asked me to fix their bike, I'd probably just pinch the saddle.
Your sister's motorbike is broken?
yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:45,
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only child and when I say bike I mean proper bikenot the thing that fat wankers get around on.
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Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:46,
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I don't actually know what film this is frombut I mourn the incredibly witty reply I made to the question about the turkey baster that is no longer with us.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:49,
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Pray, tell us your incredibly witty reply, Wasp Box.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:50,
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Without the original question, it is nothing!But it did involve marine mammals.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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Ok, I'll se this one up for you..."What has a turkey baster got to do with anything?"
(ps - the film is Inception)
((ps - the film is Inception)
jon_tanner,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:55,
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Lesbos and stolen spermIt's a whodunnit about a whale and a Greek island.
it was better the first time, you had to be there, I didn't deliver it as well this time etc etc etc
(it was better the first time, you had to be there, I didn't deliver it as well this time etc etc etc
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Mon 12 Jul 2010, 15:57,
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