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# Kirstin, as a rock goddess, this may interest you.
Scientists at Cambridge University recently discovered that men aged between 55 and 60 give the most pleasure to women, and that pianists understand clitoral stimulation more than other man and men that work within the same industry are the best lovers, as they understand the same passion. My question is, could I have your mobile number.
Yours
Captn Hood-Butter age 57
Keyboard Player with a beautiful arse
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# A beautiful arse
is a good name for your band.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# We were going to call it Donkey Punch or Fuzzy Hanah
But the lead singer found both on Urban Dictionary and that was that. And yes, my are is quite lovely. You don't get looks like mine without a bit of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# best name for a band I've found
Bum gravy. John peel said in on the radio - drink spluff on amiga500.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I have what they call pianist fingers.
Each 12 inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Are you a gynocologist?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# No just very confused, I'm either a proctologist or an elbow surgeon.
I don't know which.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# My neighbour is a gynocologist.
He decorated his hallway through the letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)