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# Kristin Hersh interview
Kristin Hersh is a rock goddess.

Her new album is going to be published in book form by the nice people who published the b3ta sick joke book. (Mojo review)

They've agreed to an interview, but said we can only ask her three questions.

So add your questions here and (crucially) vote for your favourites.
We should have a copy of the book to give away to the highest voted question that she actually answers :)

We'll be collecting your questions for the next 24 hours.

OK - questions going off to her now. #1 is 'Who the fuck is Kristin Hersh?' which is actually quite perceptive question.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:28, archived)
# ask her where my picture is
1,how much cock she sucked to get a decent review?
2,sorry who are you again?
3,are you still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:29, archived)
# question one:
who the fuck is kristin hersh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
#
I don't know but play along
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:31, archived)
# i'll play along
but she won't like it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# Look up "Your Ghost" with Michael Stipe doing backing vox.
Sit back, relax, enjoy.

She used to front Throwing Muses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# i'll have a listen later
i've got my niece having a fucking fit right next to me right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Whiskey solves a lot of problems.
I say "solves".

Perhaps "treats" is a better word to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# no it doesn't
it causes severe alcohol poisoning and the hallucinating of old women in the hospital day room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Like I said
"treats" might be more appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# You're drinking
too much / not enough / the right amount.
(Seebeedee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:46, archived)
# try punching it with a stick
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# i would if i could
she's got her dad's temper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# "Your Ghost" sounds similar, but more whiny.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAA! Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# heheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Which mated with Pixies and begat Belly and The Breeders.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# who lay with The Smiths and begat Radiohead that begat Clodplay and Keene and Band of Horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# There's a great deal to be said for population control, really.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# And yet the moment you say so, particularly if dressed in black, people start getting all uppity.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Paleolontogica, the goddess of rocks.
Well, fossils.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
#
Tell her I dont know who she is, so my question is "Who the fuck are you and why should I care"
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# How far can you throw a Muse?
The lead singer is quite scrawny, I'm sure you could lob him quite far
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)
# The other two are a bit tubby
so she should definitely only throw the singer - that be easier than chucking that statue of the three muses about
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Kirsten - does it annoy you that your parents spelt your name wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:32, archived)
# haha
^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# We can only ask her 3 questions, or she will only answer 3 questions?
Small but important difference in approach here.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Supposedly we can only send 3 questions
Whether she'll answer "Who the fuck are you?" remains to be seen.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Is any of the members of 50 Foot Wave
a 50 Foot woman?

And is there a poster to prove it?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# what is the atomic weight of cobalt?
if we're asking questions, we might as well make them good ones
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:33, archived)
# ^ this must be one of them
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
# You called?...
......................oh,...nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Chrissakes.
We were discussing the various isotopes of cobalt today as we have to subect a sample to thermal neutron irradiation. Problem we have is, how much Co-60 do we make and how many years do we have to leave the sample at the experimental station before we can reclaim it? Nasty stuff that...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# if you're unsure, ask kristen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Whose cobalt irradiator do you intend to use
or do you have your won?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Depends very much on the neutron flux, now doesn't it?
What you doing/ where you going? I've been doing a lot of inelastic scattering at ISIS recently.
(I helped save b3ta! littlefish I like cheese, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:34, archived)
#
An african swallow or a europian swallow?
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:14, archived)
# I only know "Your Ghost" that she did with Michael Stipe
Ask her if she did anything else considering she's being arsey and only wants 3 questions
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Never heard of Throwing Muses?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Sort of, don't know much of their stuff though
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# FFS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# What's Facebook?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facebook
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# * Hovered over

- Feck off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:53, archived)
# hmmmm
purple link? i suspect horses
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Yeah like I'd ever do that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
# now, when you say "do" that
what exactly do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# The third question should be
can we ask you three more questions?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# what if she says no?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Any prospect of collaborating with your sister again?
That's Tanya Donelly btw.

or

What's your favourite Vaughan Oliver album cover?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:35, archived)
# go sit in the corner and think about what you have just posted
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I like the way you remind her whom her sister is.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Well it is so easy to forget when you're out touring.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Are you:
asking her to decide between those two questions?

If so, does that count as a question?

I think you should reconsider this strategy since it seems too risky to me.

I mean, it might have unintended consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Pfft.
I'm sure she know's who her sister is.
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:40, archived)
# If it's not painfully obvious I mentioned it for the benefit of other readers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 7:37, archived)
# Which is better:
to be adored by the cognoscenti, or thought OK by the masses?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:36, archived)
# What the fuck is a throwing muse
and when are you going away?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Third question:
My friends all played your music at me throughout their student years, and sometimes still do. Can I sue you for this?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Question: Who the fuck cares? (repeat 2 more times)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:37, archived)
# ..
1: Why only 3 questions?
2: ...oh poo, did that count as a question?
3: ah crap, does that then mean this is my last one?


Dammit
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Do know that piece of music on that.. thing?
What is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Maybe its leg just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:38, archived)
# where were you on the night of the 17th?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I'm all meh n that. Are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Throwing Muses' first release was on a label called Blowing Fuses.
Would pop be improved if more band names rhymed with their label names?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# *gives 'only one taking this remotely seriously' award*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# :)
I'm clearly having a bit of an "I-used-to-like-your-stuff-in-the-90s" moment, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Also:
I'd quite like the free book/ album thingy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# That's a big me-too from me, too
Pish, these people clearly know nothing :)

(actually I'm fascinated to see what happens when we send her three bile-laden questions. It's got to be more fun than the usual muso interview "here's an obscure fact I know. Confirm that it is true and that I am the king of obscure facts." bollocks)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Will you really send the three most clicked
or exercise a little editorial control?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Let's see how it goes, eh
I'd like a decent interview with her, but 3 questions is a bit silly.

If we have three that could lead to expansive, interesting answers, then great. If not, I reckon we'd get better answers from some of the stuff posted so far than any "serious" question.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ^ this
@cthonic

They do how the questions are being generated and by whom, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Yes
They published the Sick Joke Book remember. They know us well :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:25, archived)
# They weren't owned by HarperCollins back then though...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# .
Sorry, "they" being Hersh and management(/husband)
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# That bit, I've no idea
But she's cool - her shows recently have been pretty open and chatty. Given her life so far, I'd say nothing on her could shock her.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:44, archived)
# It certainly worked for PooTone, Chegger's Spankwet and Fecca
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# who put the ram in the ramalamadingdong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# everyone knows it was jesus
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# help me, jebus!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# What's a nice girl like you
doing staring at my nob?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I wasn't..

ö¿ö
` O
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# I'M A PERSON
NOT JUST A NOB YOU KNOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# who is your daddy and what does he do?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# And what does he do for a rim job?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# an important question
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# i wanna ask you a bunch of questions
and i wanna have them answered immediately.


STAP IT! IMMACOP YOUIDIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# fiscal easing.
Discuss
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:43, archived)
# It's 'quantitative easing'
but I like where you're going with this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# oh yeah.
fiscal stimulus was what i was going for but i'd like to see her answer either.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# faecal eating?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Had you heard of b3ta before now?
If not, and on the strength of the questions here, will you be signing up?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Literal LOL
Depending on the other tow Qs I think this might be a winner. Even if it doesn't get selected.
(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Ta!
I reckon it only counts as one question, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# "So. What do you want to know about me?"
"Do you have any other questions?", and
"Will that be all?"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:45, archived)
# *Tries to offer a considered useful question*
Given your difficulty with your bi-polar condition do you think it's better persevere through problems when creating something, or is a relaxed approach more effective?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:46, archived)
# If you were locked in a room with Juliana Hatfield,
would your respective bipolarisms magnify each other, or cancel each other out?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Cor Juliana Hatfield, she was lovely
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# You're just not getting into the spirit of this are you?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Call it a breather.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Have you ever listened to dark side of the moon stoned
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Is there any other way?
(I helped save b3ta! Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Are you a fan of hammond organ music?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:48, archived)
# do you have a large H on your forehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Do you take Morris Dancing Monthly?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# I don't care what you fucking take, love.
I want to know if you've read it!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)
# yay!
I love east end Cockney thug!

"you fackin cant!"
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# 1. do you have a personal attack alarm?
2. which way do go home?
3. does your front door have a simple yale lock?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Can you recognise the taste of Rohypnol?
Did you like that orange juice?
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# does anyone else know you're here?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Haha, oh you, always with the raping!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:07, archived)
# If you were chained to a radiator whilst dressed in baby clothes
Who would you want to urinate on you, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :)
the why is the disturbing part of this
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:05, archived)
# I seem to recall your sister had very good teeth.
The obvious question being, did you hate the Pixies for doing a bit better than your lot did?

Also, who was your dentist? He must have been awesome if those teeth weren't natural.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:52, archived)
# Apart from Michael Stipe,
who is the most miserable, pretentious twat you know?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Morrissey
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
1, when was your last aids test?
2, do you mind if I dim the lights?
3, does this cloth smell like chloroform?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Only 3 questions
Why honour us so with your precious time?
How far up your own arse are you?
Would you have been happy to answer more questions; but some mid management cunt did a magic job of transference on you?


I'll do an interview. I’ll only answer questions given in comic sans. erghhhh.

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:08, archived)
# oh fuck -
1. I didn't expect anyone to want to use the evil font. so it didn't work as expected.

2. Not too sure where here is for you. a bog troll in a nightclub will help.

3. The devil take many forms. I danced that night. She took my heart and soul.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Kirstin, as a rock goddess, this may interest you.
Scientists at Cambridge University recently discovered that men aged between 55 and 60 give the most pleasure to women, and that pianists understand clitoral stimulation more than other man and men that work within the same industry are the best lovers, as they understand the same passion. My question is, could I have your mobile number.
Yours
Captn Hood-Butter age 57
Keyboard Player with a beautiful arse
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# A beautiful arse
is a good name for your band.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:02, archived)
# We were going to call it Donkey Punch or Fuzzy Hanah
But the lead singer found both on Urban Dictionary and that was that. And yes, my are is quite lovely. You don't get looks like mine without a bit of effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:04, archived)
# best name for a band I've found
Bum gravy. John peel said in on the radio - drink spluff on amiga500.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# I have what they call pianist fingers.
Each 12 inches long.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Are you a gynocologist?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:14, archived)
# No just very confused, I'm either a proctologist or an elbow surgeon.
I don't know which.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:20, archived)
# My neighbour is a gynocologist.
He decorated his hallway through the letterbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:37, archived)
# why is your book called Ratgirl, is it because you can swallow a rat whole like Diana the queen visitor in the 80s sci-fi documentary "V"?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Grown up time just hit me! :(
Feel free to add better DRM/copyright/download questions.

What’s your stance on copyright?
Do you think the current business model for the record industry works.
Music - for the art or for the money?
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Good questions, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:12, archived)
# That is small talk
it's quim question time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Kim or Kelley?
If you had to, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Both
at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Kirstin,
There's a legless flid lives up the road from me and I had a dream last night that I got her up on top, greased her arse and spun her round using my cock as a spindle and slapping her tits to increase the RPM every time they passed by. Do you believe that dreams can come true?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:11, archived)
# oh, i hope so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Spit or swallow?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Now that you're over 40
have you shaved off all your pubes because they were going grey?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:18, archived)
# pffffft
has it started to go thin down there yet?
Wax don't shave.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:22, archived)
# I agree with waxing not shaving
but "shaving" is sort of the generic word for pubic hair removal whatever the actual method employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:26, archived)
# DO you do the full lot
or just a bit at the sides?
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:55, archived)
# This is an old wives tale.
Mine are still soft and golden and fuffy like a fluffy bunny rabbit. I could post a picture if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:27, archived)
# sure -
I'll have a look.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:28, archived)
# What, you think your pubes won't go grey?
I've seen a few and I can assure you that sometimes they do.

Gaz me the picture for later "perusal".

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:29, archived)
# Here's a photograph to prove it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Phwoar!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Do you have any idea what you've let yourself in for?
Being as many members of B3ta would have been impressionable teenagers during the early 90s
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Could you ask here
When is Peter Serafinowicz going to answer his questions?
(Dwarfsmuggler Has hogtied Snow White, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Indeedy
Maybe it's because he is answering EVERY question, not just three.
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ok so let's say that you get offered some work that will give you a comfortable steady income without doing anything you're not comfortable with
would you throw it all in? The deal is that your soul remains 100% intact.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Why have we started calling The Ivory Coast "Côte d'Ivoire"?
We don't say "Deutchland" or "Hellás" or "Zhongguo".
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:48, archived)
# You just don't know where you are these days with all that name changing.
Iceland used to be called Bejam apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 15:56, archived)
# I remember when we used to call Romania, Rumania as well
And Niger was pronounced Niy-ger, not Ni-jair
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:02, archived)
# There's a town up the road called Wymindom
they pronounce it Windon FFS! And Mildenhall is just up the road too and there's another town with the same name but get this, they pronouce it Middle. What's wrong with this world?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# What is your most famous song? Hum it for me and I'll tell you if I recognise it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:04, archived)
# mmmm mmmm mm mmmm hmmmm mm m m.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Hmmmmmm. Not sure I recognise it. Did she do the one that goes mmmmmm mmmmmm hmmmmm mmmmnnnunnnnurgh?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:23, archived)
# That's the one
but you may be thinking of the dub remix which was used on the advert for mmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmm.
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:36, archived)
# So, you're the goddess of rocks? What is your favourite rock?
You may choose from granite and cider flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Who the hell are you?
..
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:21, archived)
# You've got the painters in!
1. Yes
2. No
3. Back door is open if you want to nip round.



edit: Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:26, archived)
# Let them use your music for a advert?
or tell them to fuck off. You're not in sales.


if yes - What product is you soul for?

(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Who are you?
Why do you think answering a mere 3 questions is a good idea considering we don't know who you are?
Will you be firing your PR manager once you've realised you have no reasonable answer to the previous question?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:42, archived)
# That sums up how I feel too. I'm sure it wasn't her, just some PR nob
www.b3ta.com/board/10123606

If is she only wants to answer 3 questions go do smash hits.

Favourite colour?
first kiss?
Were you nervous the first time you sucked a willy?
(waxdart hello., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Does
Being really old and having wrinkly hands help with hitting chords on an accoustic guitar?

Sub question: Will your calluses eventually disappear into a big wrinkle?
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:51, archived)
# Beth Orton
Is a singer songer writer too.
She has Krohns disease so often has a dicky tummy.

What medical reason do you give for pooing in hotel beds?

(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:53, archived)
# Beth Orton gets away with it because she's aces and can shit wherever she likes.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Style Cancel
Mexican Mariachi or Brazilian Veryscratchy?
(I helped save b3ta! Dervel OTBC, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Many years ago...
..I used to see you around Davis Square in Somerville and always wanted to stop and ask you to sign a copy of Hunkapapa (which is a great album) but was much too shy and didn't want to bother you. Now considering I have seen you play on a number of occasions; that I own many Throwing Muses albums plus a few CDs of your solo stuff - and in recognition of my continued support of you as an artist. Is there any chance of a gob-job?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:08, archived)
# Ask her...
Do you prefer length or girth?
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:18, archived)
#
"I'm on fire, and so is all my stuff" - The Key, by you.

Worst lyric ever? If not, what is? Apart from the toast one.
(I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:35, archived)
# The 90's were the best. Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Alive?
How did you survive your speedboat accident? And how is the 'Justice for Kirsten' campaign going?
(I helped save b3ta! Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Can you buy me Richard Herrings Book?
I never found out who he was, and he never gave me one. Do you know him?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Have you ever belched in a dog's face?
(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Did the photographer who took your picture for your site have an epilectic fit when taking that shot?
Or is it just a vain attempt to hide your 43 years.

And why the fuck haven't I heard of you either.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 18:32, archived)
# If your Wikipedia article was edited to say you were dead
how long do you think it would take to be corrected and do you think it would be put in a newspaper first?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:05, archived)
# ask her
how much she'd be willing to pay to tickle a midget
(boro_boy punched a swan on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:06, archived)
#
- Hello?
- Hello?
- Hello?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:26, archived)
# shrinky
An anagram of Kirsten Hersh is three shrinks. If the genie of the lamp granted you three shrinks what three things would you shrink?
(I helped save b3ta! TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)
# a/s/l?
(Seebeedee, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:44, archived)
# Would that be classed as one question,
or three?
(Dante licked your nipple on, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Right
1. Kirk or Picard?
2. Daddy or chips?
3. The Beatles or The Stones?

In each case your answer must be explained. Diagrams may be used if neessary, if you require more paper please inform an invigilator. You have 30 minutes to complete all of the questions.
(I helped save b3ta! Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:31, archived)
# You are in a sealed room that is steadily filling with water.
In front of you, Donald and Kiefer Sutherland are fighting Martin and Charlie Sheen. No-one can leave until one pair emerges the victor.

Who do you help, and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:52, archived)