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[challenge entry] We ain't never gonna be..

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(barzo, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:04, archived)
# Ha haa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Haha

I have a slightly underwhelming story about Mel & Kim.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
# Oh yes?
Do tell..
(barzo, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Way back, a friend got a record player for his birthday
The sole record to accompany it was the single 'showing out'

We found out you could make it play backwards my using your hand on the record.

I've never forgotten that 'showing out' backwards sounded like 'hadi wooshma'.
It also sounded better overall.

The end.

By mediocre aged 35½
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:15, archived)
# 'slightly'?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:18, archived)
# HAHAHA

I'd like to say it was the beginning of a successful DJ career, but he went and became a pilot. Bad choice.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:20, archived)
# did he fly the plane backwards?
!HSSSOOOOOOOOOOOHW
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# I presume.
His career just took off?
(barzo, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# you are the same age as me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:22, archived)
# *high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:24, archived)
# yeah!
i don't feel so old now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# :(

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:27, archived)
# hey
i've just spent the last 2 hours making carrot cake with my nephew. i felt like an old auntie :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:29, archived)
# That's ace though
+1 for carrot cake and
+1 for slow food/cooking
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:34, archived)
# i promised him
that if i won a tenner on the lottery tonight, we'd make walnut cake and apple and cinnamon cake tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:39, archived)
# apple/cinnamon pie ftw!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# he likes cooking
so i'm encouraging him. anything that stops him wanting to join the army is fine by me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:46, archived)
# yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:44, archived)
# if it's as good as this carrot cake
he's going to be a little fatso soon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:47, archived)
# waz dere tay?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgS539ap8nw
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Tay tay t-t-t-t-tay TAY

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# fun time
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:11, archived)
# tay-tay-tay-tay-tatata-tay-tay-tay
TAKE THOSE SLUTTY CLOTHES OFF BEFORE YOU GET RAPED YOU FUCKING BITCH
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:12, archived)
# they ain't never gonna be respectable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:19, archived)