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# Ladies and gentlemen,
The monster,
Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX
(Apparently a very large poodle dog)
Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant
Bullets can't stop it
Rockets can't stop it
We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:23, archived)
# cover your noses
they may im[p]lode
spotify:track:5IQiYgP4SfKf8F00hbHbOJ
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camille_(1921_film)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:26, archived)
# The Poodle Bites!
The Poodle Chews It!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:40, archived)
# In the beginning God made 'the light.' Shortly thereafter God made three big mistakes. The first mistake was called MAN, the second mistake was called WO-MAN, and the third mistake was the invention of THE POODLE.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I'll ignore your cheap aroma
(not a speck of cereal!)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 22:07, archived)