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# Also great :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 0:13, archived)
# i also love the bit
where they're selling rubber nipples* door-to-door and they knock on some bloke's door to ask if he wants any. he says "no, but have you got any rubber walrus protectors?" then holds up a walrus in (i think) a tutu. the walrus says in a pleading voice "call the police!"
so wrong and yet so right.

*baby bottle teats
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