b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10133492 (Thread)

# sadly I'm no longer allowed on bouncy castles
after the 'INDCIDENT'
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:56, archived)
# i'm intrigued
tell me of this "the incident!
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# ........ I once espied a bouncy castle and full of innocent glee ran at it full tilt, leaping salmon like to crash down on it's rubbery bouncy wobbly "forecourt" bit (it was a castle with a courtyard type thing going on...)
I had failed to notice the 5 year old sat on same step-forecourt bit putting his trainers on. I futhermore failed to notice him fly 6 feet through the air starfish-like before landing on his suprised little face in the grass. :(
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58, archived)
# this raises more questions than it answers!
EDIT: this makes more sense. it also makes me giggle like an insensitive twat.
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:00, archived)
# ooo, my ride is on the way!
time to go, see you all on monday!
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:13, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Fucking brilliant!
(, Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:09, archived)