sadly I'm no longer allowed on bouncy castles
after the 'INDCIDENT'
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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i'm intrigued
tell me of this "the incident!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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........ I once espied a bouncy castle and full of innocent glee ran at it full tilt, leaping salmon like to crash down on it's rubbery bouncy wobbly "forecourt" bit (it was a castle with a courtyard type thing going on...)
I had failed to notice the 5 year old sat on same step-forecourt bit putting his trainers on. I futhermore failed to notice him fly 6 feet through the air starfish-like before landing on his suprised little face in the grass. :(
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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this raises more questions than it answers!
EDIT: this makes more sense. it also makes me giggle like an insensitive twat.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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ooo, my ride is on the way!
time to go, see you all on monday!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!
Fucking brilliant!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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