*fuckin as it to your woo pic*Hey, fans - I just took another step on my irrefutable, hurtling journey to death via middle age - I wandered into a room going "Pom pom pom pom papom pom papom."
I know it's Darth Vader's tune, but still - rather surprising.
(I know it's Darth Vader's tune, but still - rather surprising.
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:44,
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Looking for your pipe and slippers were you?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:48,
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that's nothingi just sang soupy george in my shower
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:49,
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Don't worry....I misplaced my slippers a few evenings back and spent 15 minutes looking for them, When I found them I was happy, at which point I realised I have become OLD....
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:52,
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i've said it before and i'll say it againyou are NEVER too old to storm a bouncy castle
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:55,
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sadly I'm no longer allowed on bouncy castlesafter the "INDCIDENT"
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:56,
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i'm intriguedtell me of this "the incident!
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Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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........ I once espied a bouncy castle and full of innocent glee ran at it full tilt, leaping salmon like to crash down on it's rubbery bouncy wobbly "forecourt" bit (it was a castle with a courtyard type thing going on...)I had failed to notice the 5 year old sat on same step-forecourt bit putting his trainers on. I futhermore failed to notice him fly 6 feet through the air starfish-like before landing on his suprised little face in the grass. :(
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 14:58,
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this raises more questions than it answers! EDIT: this makes more sense. it also makes me giggle like an insensitive twat.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:00,
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ooo, my ride is on the way!time to go, see you all on monday!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:13,
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!Fucking brilliant!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 24 Jul 2010, 15:09,
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