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# I caught one!
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:35, archived)
# a
bbq dog turd? rare that species is
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:37, archived)
# rare?!
Hard to catch, sure, but my fridge is infested with them
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:39, archived)
# nuke it from orbit, only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# I'm sorry to say I don't own a microwave
:P
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# well, you can improvise, get two lumps of rock and bang them together very hard
you'll need specialist equipment to measure the resultant microwave but trust me, it'll be there :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:41, archived)
# let
your dog out the fridge then
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# could just eat that with some nice greasy chips and some egg and tomtamo sauce
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:38, archived)
# We grow our own....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:40, archived)
# ooooh
spiffy!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I imagine all these twisting to follow the moon
and going "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" in some kind of eerie harmony
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# .....the haunting 'song' of the sausage tree
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:43, archived)
# they say if you hear it, out alone in the fog at night, you never return.
but that's country folk! bring a pan and some lard!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:46, archived)
# And a bloody sharp axe
We's gonna fell some porky timber
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:49, archived)
# HAMWOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:58, archived)
# You've listened to the "war of the worlds" album too many times
if not: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqvwxvCOSH4
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:49, archived)
# nah, just used to strange shit coming out the ground on cursed land, following the moon while sining and generally causing all kinds of mayhem
fortunately we were able to have the council come round and spray it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:54, archived)
# something about
that pic makes me uneasy for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:42, archived)
# Are you vegetarian?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:44, archived)
# nope
but there's something spooky about that pic
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Being serious now...
I think it might be the vignetting, it's often is used to give a pic an 'ominous' or creepy feel. Some people react to it more than others.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:48, archived)
# that
could be it
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 19:58, archived)
# this image amused me
then i thought about the reality of a giant, growing, living sausage.

now i am frightened and confused.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:04, archived)
# If you walk up to them in the fields on a quiet day and put your hand on the side of one
you can feel it pulsing....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 20:39, archived)
# The easter island of yorkshire
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:13, archived)
# the land 'neith their foundations
actually one massive yorkshire pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 31 Jul 2010, 21:16, archived)