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# I have some chicken in the fridge.
I'm not going to roast it, though. That would be foolhardy now, under the circumstances.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:19, archived)
# it would be tempting fate
and could possibly open a chicken-based gateway to the netherworld.
or it could be a bit dry.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:22, archived)
# The fridge has been making odd noises lately.
And one of my cats disappeared for a coupla days.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:24, archived)
# you need to keep an eye on that fridge
as for the cat, well, you just can't trust them
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:27, archived)
# Shrodinger would want that you don't open the fridge door to find out
as that would force the experiment into a determined state by observing the outcome - he wants that you sit and ponder whether the cat has frozen to death or whether it lives in 2 states of being Dead and Eating the Fish/Chicken.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:28, archived)
# It ate the chicken?
That little fucker! Wait 'till I get my hands on it. Shit, can't open the fridge. Damn you, Shrodinger!
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Mon 2 Aug 2010, 0:37, archived)