Exactlyand why do people always think that advanced aliens are going to be nice and friendly?
They only want to analy probe then eat us
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:28,
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I've not heard too much about the eatingbut they certainly seem very fond of anal probes. It's clear from the history of humanity that any intelligent race is going to end up in such a state of advanced sexual perversion that woes should betide any lesser race that comes into contact with them. They've clearly already buggered all the ape-equivalents on their own planets to death and left their sheeplike creatures on the verge of extinction.
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boris the spider,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:33,
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sorrymy brain just kind of faded out as soon as i saw the words "sexual perversion"....
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 2 Aug 2010, 21:52,
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If they gave me a ride in their flying saucerI, for one, would happily 'take one for the team'. If they can get here in defiance of every law of physics, their anal probes are probably very sleek and discreet.
I'd have to be firm about not getting et though.
(I'd have to be firm about not getting et though.
RRNot is a miserable sinner,
Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:06,
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