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# arf!
his eyes say 'i may be ugly, but i can hypnotise you into having sex with me'
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:21, archived)
# damn my decreased alcohol capacity!
i've had one sherry and i already feel a bit pissed!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:30, archived)
# says you
sipping sherries and eating batteries
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:31, archived)
# the batteries aren't for eating.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:33, archived)
# tried em once
they're revolting
but that's ohm cooking
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# *spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:38, archived)
# joule pay for that one
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:59, archived)
# i haven't got a big enough pan for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 2:00, archived)
# Is this funny?
twitter.com/WhyGolfIsFun/status/20179841964
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:32, archived)
# can't see it
on my blue peter computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Drink more.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:51, archived)
# i am
i don't have any sherry glasses, so i'm drinking it out of a mug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Less body mass means more alcohol per kg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:35, archived)
# i know
my niece's christening is this sunday, i'll be pissed by 2p.m
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:39, archived)
# Don't piss in the font and you'll be reet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:41, archived)
# i'm more worried about my sister's wedding
it's the law that bridesmaid's dresses are dog ugly :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 3 Aug 2010, 1:42, archived)