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# I just heard something similar on the radio
When asked if this pikey would eat cloned meat:

'Well, if it looks like meat and tastes like meat, then it probably is meat'

ARGGHHH of course it's meat you c***
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha
"Oo - top marks to Captain Bleedin' Obvious ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I think the use of 'probably'
rather makes it :)

Either that, or he/she/it shops at Iceland...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Iceland
Home of homogenised brown pseudo-food (TM).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:35, archived)
# bloody hell...
Are any of these items actually fit for human consumption? www.iceland.co.uk/category/view/5/Frozen+food_Chicken+%26+duck

Edit: and don't - whatever you do click on the Chinese & Indian link. It's basically an emetic in web page form.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:39, archived)
# You've obviously never tride to do a month's shop at Lidl
the one and only time i went, i walked around the store 3 times before i plucked up the courage to put something in the trolley. NEVER AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:41, archived)
# their cold meats are great.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Mmm, peppered ham, Nürnburger sausages,
And add the olive oil and the Ecuadorean chocolate to my basket forthwith. But none of that other pikey stuff, obviously... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Dare I ask what you opted for?
Or is the memory still too painful...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Chicken Kievs being the worst of the bunch
Looked great on the packet, when cooked the looked like a fossilised erection with 3rd degree burns

*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I think I've just found the lonliest site on the internets:
www.iceland.co.uk/category/view/2/Frozen+food_Meals+for+one
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Or as the great Sage, Mystic and Seer Dixon Bawls once described them:
'Meals for the Tragic'
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
As in

"That's fucking tragic."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:47, archived)
# you could live on £20 food bill per week.
mind you, saying that my food bill for the 3 in the thor household is only £50 (not counting a couple of bottle of wine), and none of it is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Exactly, you can still get the decent stuff if you buy it when its on offer and are prepared to accept that food will be dull from time to time
/used to live on my own and have tragic meals for one blog
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:01, archived)
# my food is never dull
i had home made turkey burgers with thyme, parmesan and lemon, wrapped in a bacon toga, with chunky chips and salad avec newmans ranch dressing last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Mrs Vagabond and I were skint and once did our entire week's food shop for £10.
It did mean I had to turn vegetarian, which was absolutely fucking awful, but I survived.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Aug 2010, 14:13, archived)