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# i'd like to be buried there
not yet, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:34, archived)
# puts away the "NOT DEAD - ONLY SLEEPING" tombstone
we'll save that cruel trick for later :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:35, archived)
# i don't actually want to be buried at all
i want one of those stone casket deelies, like dracula's. i don't want to go underground and i will NOT be burned!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:37, archived)
# I want to be put into some kind of nuclear missile
and have it fired into some kind of built environment

I think that'll be funny.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:38, archived)
# i imagine it would be
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:41, archived)
# I'd like to be eaten - I'm all for 'waste not want not'
again, not til I'm dead though
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:42, archived)
# i don't want to be eaten
but if it was a life-or-death situation for others and i was already dead, i'd have no objection to them eating me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:44, archived)
# *makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:26, archived)
# i imagine i'd taste quite nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I shall refer thee to
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Survivor_Type
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)
# bloody hell, i'd forgotten about that
read it years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)
# I hear being left in a tree for the vultures
is all the rage this year...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:51, archived)
# no vultures in liverpool
not the winged variety, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I expect if you left a carcass out in the street
it'd soon be picked clean, though.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 9 Aug 2010, 22:58, archived)
# and its wheels would vanish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Aug 2010, 23:02, archived)