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# that kitten looks spectacularly unimpressed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)
# well the string
isn't tight, you won't hear anything
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:49, archived)
# not to mention the fact
that the can has dogs on it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)
# call for you
on the dog and bone? no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)
# cats don't like using the phone
i found this out when my mate tried to get her cat to "talk" to her boyfriend on the phone. cat clawed fuck out of her arm, the silly bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 12 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)
# Kitteh are more sensitive than humans to the invisible death-rays emitted from celeriac phones.
We've just grown accustomed to the massive dose of radiation and brain-AIDS each time we want to ask someone which type of bread they want from the shop.
They, on the other hand, are having none of it.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:13, archived)
# phones are made from celeriac?
no wonder i don't like that stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Dogs in a can....
Well yes I used dogs in a can....last I heard cats and dogs don't get on with each other.
(ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:29, archived)
# that's my point
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Whilst on the vaguely paedant note, one can squared would still be one can.
Albeit a square one.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Me + maths = disasterrrr
Yes, yes, if you haven't noticed me and the maths don't get on.
(ButacuP As yoooo wish!!, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 0:53, archived)