
If it worries you the simple solution is just chop your food on your toilet seat. It has the added advantage for easy waste disposal. Maybe that's the real reason for the toilet lid.
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Wed 18 Aug 2010, 12:38,
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The thing about all those bacteria on your chopping board (or bog seat)is that they sit there quite happily not killing you, so why not leave them there.
They also never bother to mention there are a Fucking Billion times more bacteria living in your gut than live on your bog seat - and if they weren't there, then you definitely would die !
Personally I want to come back as the 1% of germs that Domestos doesn't kill, and live on Holly Willoughby's bog seat.
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Wed 18 Aug 2010, 13:22,
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They also never bother to mention there are a Fucking Billion times more bacteria living in your gut than live on your bog seat - and if they weren't there, then you definitely would die !
Personally I want to come back as the 1% of germs that Domestos doesn't kill, and live on Holly Willoughby's bog seat.